Showing posts with label Hilariousness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hilariousness. Show all posts

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Sometimes we just get a little confuzzled.

So, this is going to sound more than just a bit odd. About ten minutes ago, my sister looks at me and goes, "Get me some pee-pee." I'm rightfully puzzled, yet amused and just look at her then she goes, "Wait, I meant coffee."

My question: Who says pee-pee instead of coffee?

Sorry for these painfully short posts, but I'm off to make some gingerbread and string some Christmas bulbs on a ribbon to hang on doorways. Because, it is in fact only two weeks 'till Christmas. :)

P.S. How does everyone conveniently forget that Christmas is about Jesus? I mean really, people. (Yes that was random, but I don't really care).

Friday, December 10, 2010

"I wake up its a bad dream..." *

Last night I dreamed that I tried out for the play and they cast me in a different play than I had tried out for. And it was about a black family, and the only reason they wanted me was because I "looked ethnic." I woke up annoyed.

Also, my tryout is in three days, so please, please, please pray. I get so nervous about these things.

Funny story (I'm really sorry for my terrible transitions, but just a heads up, they probably won't get better), the other day, (aka a month ago), I was sitting at a red light with my Great Dane, and this lady pulls up and the kids in the back of her car start waving and blowing kisses at me. I think this is mildly humorous, but then the lady points at the kids, and mouths, "they're not mine!" Hilarious. I still love that lady to this day.

Props to my dad for going and getting sourdough and cinnamon-chip bread from the bakery yesterday. :) Da-lish.

Well, I have to go shopping for Samaritans Purse this morning with the Key Club, so I'd better go get ready.

Here's a picture I just found from my dad's newly restoredish computer.



I'm pretty sure this is a testament to how hot my family is. hahah

*song lyric by Keane (formerly Cherrry Keane)

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Cheesecake. Unicorn/Dragons. Yoga.

Today was pretty grand. I got out of school for a Kiwanis luncheon, where I had possibly THE best cheesecake ever made. Yeah. Pretty legit.

Then I went home and promptly worked it off with some yoga.

DRUMROLL!!!!!!! (but really it isn't effective, cause there are no drums. ca-rap.) I lost three pounds. Aka pretty much what I've gained since my summer weight loss plan (which, incidentally was short lived).

Also, there was this awesome hayride that Abby-part-two and her little bro forgot blankets for and guess who had to share. No, not Elmo, me. Yeah. Not too fun, but whateves. I think they're pretty shizzy, so I forgave them.

On a totally different note, one of my bff's (Dane) Grandma passed away this week, so send them happy thoughts and prayers.

Also, yoga zone is on hulu?! How weirdly rad is that? I'll tell you. Pretty much like a mixture between a unicorn and a dreagon. I know, I know.

So, I was gonna post a picture, but lo and behold, the camera on my sister's pro isn't working. Lame much? So, I'm posting one of her friend, Christofferson. Just cause I can! MUAHAHAHHA. And its going to be one he deleted. No, my sister doesn't go through the trash on her computer, what?



Note: Stofferson, if you ever find this and it offends you, Ems gave me permission so there.

I just found a picture of a unicorn dragon. My mind is officially blown. How exciting.



Pretty classy looking, right?

This is my new girl style crush. Not like that. NO NON. She's just beautiful and cool looking. And looks all alternative/chic/hippie. Her name is Sarah Rubba. I'm sorry I'm not citing this, but I just pull stuff I like and stick it in a folder. :(



If I could take pictures, I would want them to have that kind of feel. So yeah, I need to go get ready and do school. Live long and prosper.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

"This Too Shall Pass"

Alright. I got semi caught up on school... which means, I probably won't be taking a break, cause I don't want to!!!!

No, in fact, I am not three.

Also, don't you love that I said I was taking a break and post three times in one day? Yeah, me too.

I've started listening to the Christmas radio station. (As my friend's 13 year old sister said whilst watching Barney, "Don't you judge me!")

I found this picture. And I love it. You wanna know why? Cause unicorns are the best!


All my tights rip REALLY easily. Probably because I don't take good enough care of my clothes. Sigh.

The whole Apple "wait for this its gonna blow your mind!" thing turning out to be about The Beatles... super disappointing. We thought it'd be announcing Verizon has the iPhone. But this picture of Ringo made me forgive Apple. *I don't condone suicide, I just like to think of it as ironic*


Ok Go produces THE BEST music videos in the existence of everything. Oh and their music is great.



My dog smells like death.

I'm going to bed now. Nighty.

P.S. I apologize for all the labels on this post. I guess I got label happy.

Once again

So. I'm going to take a break. This picture has nothing to do with that. Anyways, that's all.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hairs.

Okay. My hair is really not looking so great. I somewhat disguise this with headbands, bobby pins, hats, etc. But its getting harder. Oh no really, it looks bad.

Here's some proof.



I look like a cross between cousin IT and a sheep dog. I hate growing out my hair. But I REALLY don't want it short anymore. Suggestions?

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Happy-ness

Today I started back piano. And of course I read TONS of notes wrong. And when I say tons... I mean like bazillions. I lost count of the number of times she had to tell me a "b" wasn't a "d". sigh. BUT HEY, I started piano back! And I haven't had a lesson since the spring (whoa sad).

Well, I'm feeling like if I keep writing it would somehow morph into a LONG post about mythical creatures or something I love. But... instead of giving you that pleasure, I'm going to go and drink tea and watch The Office with my Mom. HAHA suck-ahs. I'm sorry if this seems mean. I'll post a random post sometime. "hey, wait!" you many be thinking, "aren't all of your posts random?" You have much to learn little padawan. Also, I just found Wookiepedia. Oh. My. A new level of hilarious has been achieved.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Coincidence? I thinketh not.

After I posted about the whole ethnicity thing yesterday, I was talking to my friend about how my school pictures look like I'm hispanic. And guess what? She said she thought I was hispanic when she first met me! Hilarity! Anyway, off to church!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

School Pictures

Yesterday I got back my new school picture. Its not horrible, but I never really like my school pictures... but who does? Anyway, my sisters and I were looking back at the different school pictures I've taken, and we realized that in all of them I look hispanic. Legit. Which I am not. Not that I wouldn't want to be, its just confuzzling for some people. Especially my hispanic/black friends.

1. My hispanic friend was really offended because he thought we would be more loving since we were "hispanic" which we aren't. And never told him we were.

2. My friend Terrence (who is black) goes, "I don't want to offend you, but are you mixed?" First, why would that offend me? Second, hilarious.

3. My other part hispanic friend lives with the delusion that I'm Indian. From India. Oh, for say... twoish years? Finally he gets up the courage to ask me and realizes I'm mostly English/Irish/Swiss/German/Native American. He is confuzzled. I am laughing.

4. And probably my favorite, this guy comes to church (he's white) and my friend tells him that I'm French, my sister Kate is Irish, and my other sister Em is Spanish. And he believes us. hahahhaha.

Here is a prime example of why people have thought I'm another ethnicity.


The little half-stache just confirms it. The photo is from 3rd grade I think. The poncho also confirms how awesome my fashion sense was.